We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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