You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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