I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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