It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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