I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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