Im at strip club and am horny
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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