just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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