honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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