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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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