what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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