i can't believe i had my finger in that
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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