I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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