its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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