Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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