So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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