i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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