if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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