It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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