Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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