1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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