I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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