I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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