Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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