My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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