Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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