Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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