Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
ttyl tear gas
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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