there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm like, not good at living.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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