**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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