ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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