Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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