I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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