it wasn't lemon gatorade
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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