Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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