Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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