so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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