dude i'm inner monologue high
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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