I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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