Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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