did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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