It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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