oh god the rape fog is back!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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