the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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