He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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