Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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