How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm at about main and main street
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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