"it" just moved
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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