How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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