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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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