i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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