So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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