jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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