she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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