dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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